I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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