Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
YAS. BRING CRAB.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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