those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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