We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
We left the knife in your bed.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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