***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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