Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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