For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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