Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
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