whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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