Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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