Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Soap is not a condiment
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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