is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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