Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Randomize
