Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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