So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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