just tell him i said nine months
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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