we're blogging at a bar
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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