doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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