just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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