I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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