Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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