how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
and she was petting her beer can
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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