If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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