Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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