is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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