We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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