a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
that is very illegal...i love you.
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