I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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