My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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