He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
