Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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