he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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