Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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