Christians are straight up FREAKS
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Randomize