why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
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