The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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