So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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