Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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