guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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