Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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