I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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