Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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