I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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