I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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