she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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