he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize