O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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