Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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