Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I am one with the molecules
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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