it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
