I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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