Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
All the doctor said was why
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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