How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i dont even know how to be here
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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