weddingsv make me drug and hornr
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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