Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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