okay pat passed out under dana's car
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I said "one day" and that day is not today
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