we have officially lost it.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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