the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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