I've blown a few things in my day
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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