Kiss
Puke
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
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